The 5 Ways of Attack

Have you ever wondered if sex and the martial arts have anything in common? As crazy as it sounds, I actually gave this question some thought. Why not? Those are the only two topics that are almost always on my mind. My first response was, "They have absolutely nothing in common. Duh!" Then I thought, "They probably do. After all, so many things in this world are interrelated, but no one takes the time to observes it." Suddenly, I realized a hypothesis had been created and, invoking the scientific method of analysis, an experiment was needed to provide data. Eventually, this would lead to a conclusive statement (an answer to the question). But where does one start? Martial arts and sex? I didn't have a clue. Then, as if Fate had intervened, I looked up at a picture on my wall and I had it. Only one person could help me....Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee is known by many as one of the most innovative, ingenious, and extraordinary martial artists that ever lived. His research into the ultimate reality of combat led to the creation of Lee's own style, Jeet Kune Do. In regards to his style, the martial arts community pretty much agrees that JKD is composed of several major concepts. One concept is "The 5 Ways of Attack". Among the myriad of styles and systems Lee researched, he found that there is a finite amount of ways to offensively approach an opponent. Thus, any attack falls into one of five possible methods. One method is A.B.C. or "Attack By Combination". An example of A.B.C. would be an attack using the following sequence: Jab, Cross, Hook, Uppercut. While the "Ways of Attack" were meant strictly for combative applications, I recently had an epiphany regarding an alternate application. These approaches can work in the sexual arena as well. Obviously, I am not talking about kicking and punching your partner in bed. Rather, a new look at Lee's ways of attack reveal there are five individual methods which can turn ordinary men into sexual supermen. At this point, I realized I no longer needed an experiment. Lee, indirectly, had already found the data.

Laugh if you must, but great truth is about to be revealed here. While I'm not the most experienced or lucky when it comes to sex, I've had my fair share of women. This has led me to see that there are no secrets to great sex. Rather, all the knowledge men need to becoming sexual gods is already out there; it's just scattered. My new insights combined with my knowledge of JKD led me to produce an alternate interpretation of Lee's 5 Ways of Attack as it relates to man's quest for the "Holy Grail"--a.k.a. the female orgasm. These five approaches to orgasmic bliss have been organized so that they can be remembered easily. Before I reveal "The Divine Secrets of the XY Brotherhood", please remember: Knowledge is power. Pass it on discriminately. Eventually, you will see, as I have, that Bruce Lee was truly a man of genius.

The 5 Ways of Attack are as follows:

S.D.A.= Simple Direct Attack: This, in short, is proceeding directly to penetration. Although simple in approach, it takes endurance to pull this one off...and get her off.

P.I.A.= Progressive Indirect Attack: This approach is basically foreplay. You want to indirectly or without penetration, give her an orgasm. Stimulating the erogenous zones first is sure to get her all warmed up and lubed. The nipples and clit are a no-brainer--just watch out for T.M.J. Remember, 69 is not just a number! Massaging the inner thigh and sphincter are also winning moves.

A.B.C.= Attack By Combination: One of my favorites. With this approach, you simply overwhelm her senses by shifting from one position to another every few minutes (i.e. missionary to cowgirl to reverse cowgirl, etc.). The beauty of this approach is that she is sure to be impressed with your knowledge of kinesiology, and you're sure to find what positions get her to orgasm most frequently. Either way, YOU WIN!

A.B.D.= Attack By Drawing: This method employs a lot of sexual suggestion in order to draw her in and get her randy. A dirty message left on voice mail is key, as is the love note strategically placed in her purse. Caressing and plenty of physical contact are also winning moves. Let's not forget the old whisper-in-the-ear trick. Tell her early in the morning what you want to do when she gets home, and it will be on her mind all day. By the time she arrives, it's on!

L.I.A.= Limb Immobilization Attack: Although kinkier than the other approaches, some women love this method. Tying, or handcuffing her hands to the headboard let' s her know you're in charge and ready to take care of her. Raising one or both her legs over your shoulder(s) makes for interesting angles. Although aggressive, some gentle hair-pulling will stoke her fire a little more.

As I mentioned earlier, nothing new is presented here; only a unique organizational system. So, in conclusion, my hypothesis was correct. There had been a connection between martial arts and sex all along. As men, we must not forget that a woman's needs come first, then ours. I truly believe that any man who utilizes all 5 ways of attack will not only achieve sexual Nirvana, but will have his wife, girlfriend, or partner eating out of the palm of his hand.

In closing, let me just say this: "He who knows not and knows not that he knows not, he is a fool...shun him. He who knows not and knows he knows not, he is simple...teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, he is asleep...awaken him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, he is wise...follow him!"